Funny Golf Gifts That Will Crack Up Any Fousome

GoSports' BattlePutt is an 11-foot putting mat built for 2-on-2 putt-pong, which is beer pong with putters. It comes with 2 putters, 2 balls, and 12 cup caps, so the game is ready once you find your teammates. It suits garage parties and anyone who wants their putting practice to come with a little trash talk.

GoPong's Beer Bomber is a beer bong shaped like a driver, which is a funnel-and-tube setup for drinking fast. It holds one can of beer and even comes with a headcover, so it blends in with the rest of the clubs until someone asks why you're carrying a fifteenth club. It suits the golfer in your group who treats the tee box like a tailgate.

Shanker Golf's navy socks are printed with a pattern of angry golfers, which is a fair portrait of most of us by the back nine. They're made from a cotton, polyester, and spandex blend, so they have some stretch and comfort. Amazon shows a 4.8-star rating from more than 2,800 reviews, which makes them an easy gift for the golfer who has everything but a sense of calm.

This Golf Pen Desktop Putting Game is an office gag set with three pens shaped like golf clubs, two tiny balls, a mini flagstick, and a gift box that doubles as the putting green. It's a small way to sneak in a few putts between emails, and the humor is mild enough for any coworker. This is the gift for hard workers who always have golf on their mind.

Oji Moji's Emoticon Golf Balls come in a 12-pack, with each ball printed with an emoji face. They're playable balls, so you can actually hit them instead of leaving them on a shelf. Watching a grinning face sail into the trees always adds some comedy to a bad round. It's a family-friendly gift for any golfer who doesn't mind a ball with a bit of personality.

BenShot's 16 oz pint glass has a real golf ball embedded in the side, so your beer comes with a built-in conversation piece. It's made in the USA and arrives in a gift box, which saves you a step before giving this gift. It's more novelty than punchline.

Shopping for a golfer whose putting stinks? This is the putter for them. It's built to work on a real green, at mini golf, or on the living room carpet. It's a good fit for the golfer who already laughs at their own three-putts, and it makes a fine gag gift that can also function on the course if they're brave enough.

Nice Shot's The Bird is a men's golf glove made from AAA cabretta leather (the go-to material of premium golf gloves), hand-cut and hand-stitched, with a Velcro closure. The gag is in the print: make a fist around the club and the glove gives a one-finger salute. It's a real, playable glove, so it works for the golfer who likes a joke with his grip, or whoever shares his tee times.

Pins & Aces makes an insulated sleeve that holds seven cans and slides into a golf bag pocket, so the cold ones ride along with the clubs. It fits standard cans, tall boys, and seltzers, which covers virtually everything of what golfers are drinking on the course.

Bad Cards Fore Good Golfers is a card game you play during a real round, not a rainy-day substitute for one. The cards help or hurt players, which levels the field between your scratch-golfer buddy and the guy who can hardly add up his score. It's a great game for mixed-skill groups who want a reason to trash-talk.

This plush mariachi headcover is a character in a pom-pom straw hat holding a guitar, made to fit any modern driver. It's a cheap way to give the big stick some personality and a conversation starter on the first tee. It suits golfers who like a little fiesta in the bag.

GoPong's Giant Yard Pong is a lawn-size version of beer pong. The set comes with 24 giant 110 oz cups and 4 XL balls, so you can play it on grass instead of a table. It suits the golfer who hosts the post-round cookout and wants something to do besides stand around the grill.

GBM's Help I'm Lost balls come in a dozen, each printed with the plea that most of us have muttered while searching the trees. They use a 2-piece solid-core design, which is a simple build for casual golfers. Perfect for the golfer who loses a few balls a round and might as well be honest about it.

Putt Light's tees come in a 6-pack, and each one is shaped like a beer bottle, so your ball sits on top of the cap. They're plastic and described as virtually unbreakable and recyclable, which beats snapping a wooden tee on every tee box. Pick them up for the golfer who already treats the 19th hole as part of the round.

GoPong's Umbrella Flasks are a two-pack of flasks built to look like compact umbrellas, with 12 ounces each for 24 ounces total. Tuck one in the bag and it looks just like rain gear to anyone who isn't paying close attention. The best part is, this isn't just for the course.

HAFKOIS makes a cotton visor with a tuft of fake spiked hair poking out the top, so it looks like you have a full head of hair and a questionable fashion choice. It fits most adults, even if they don't look like a mature adult while wearing it. Give this to the guy in your foursome who will happily wear it down the first fairway grinning ear to ear.

Boxer Gifts' mug is printed with the line "It Takes a Lot of Balls to Golf Like I Do," and it's up to you to decide whether it's talking about nerve or the number of balls you lose per round. The handle is shaped like a golf club, so even the coffee break stays on theme. Give it to the golfer who laughs at his own scorecard.

PJ Gaming's Laser Flask is a 7-ounce plastic flask shaped like a golf rangefinder. It has a twist-on cap and a collapsible funnel, which takes the spill out of the mid-round refill. If you're shopping for the golfer who wants the 19th hole to start a little early, this is a winner.

Ann Arbor T-shirt Co.'s The Golf Father is a Godfather parody tee, which is a movie reference with a golf twist on the title. It's made from a ringspun cotton blend, meaning the yarn is twisted for a softer feel, and it's printed in Michigan. Give this to the dad who loves a pun and a classic movie.

This botogift towel is embroidered with "Swing Swear Repeat," which sums up a typical round for most of us. It's a microfiber waffle towel, so it's excellent at grabbing dirt and moisture. It measures about 16 x 24 inches, folds in thirds and comes with a grommet and carabiner to clips it right to the bag. A fitting gift for the golfer who keeps a colorful vocabulary on the course.

Rogue River Tactical's Golf Instructions mug is a ceramic coffee mug printed with joke 'golf instructions,' the kind of advice you'd never find in a lesson. It's a simple way to put some humor on the kitchen counter or office desk. Great for the golfer who already laughs at their own scorecard.

HYYF's bottle opener is shaped like a golf club and made from zinc alloy and wood, so it looks like a tiny iron until it pops a cap. It's a simple, useful gift for the golfer who already owns every towel and ball marker. Keep it by the bar cart or in the garage for the 19th hole, which is golf's name for the drink after the round.

The name is a nod to a famous song lyric, and these crew socks put a golf cart and the phrase 'They See Me Rolling' right on your ankles. They come in one size that fits men's shoe sizes 6 to 12, so there's no guessing at the checkout. Great for the golfer who rides every round and is proud of it.

This "I Was One Under Today" towel is a microfiber waffle towel, about 23.5 by 15.5 inches, with a printed one-liner about being one under. Waffle texture just means a grid of small pockets that help grab dirt and moisture. It's a decent gift for the golfer who has never seen a scorecard that flattering.

CustomGiftsNow makes a 6 oz stainless steel flask engraved with the words Birdie Juice, which is a polite way of saying what's inside. The lettering is engraved into the metal rather than printed on top, so it won't rub off the way a printed design can. It's a pocket-sized gift for the golfer who likes to cheers to the circles on the scorecard.

This ball marker features a middle-finger design with an alignment line, which helps you aim your putt. It comes with a magnetic hat clip, so the marker stays on your cap instead of lost in a pocket. It suits golfers whose group has a thick skin and a sense of humor.

BREW PANTS sells a six-pack of neoprene coozies, the foam sleeves that keep a standard 12 oz can cold in your hand. Each one carries a golf joke, including 'shave at least 3 sips off your game,' so your drink gets better material than your swing. These are great for anyone who brings a few cans to the course.

This golf towel is embroidered with three lines: "I Hate Golf," "Oh Nice Shot," and "I Love Golf." Anyone who has played this crazy game knows how fast the mood can flip after one decent swing. The microfiber waffle towel, is made to erase dirt, and it comes with a convenient trifold ring and carabiner.

Raylarnia's dad hat is a 100% cotton cap with an embroidered Kermit the Frog on the front. A dad hat is the soft, unstructured kind with a relaxed curve to the brim, and this one adjusts with a metal buckle to fit most heads. It's a low-key joke for the golfer who'd rather wear a frog than a stuffy logo.

Most people will never know it, but these clever socks are printed with "If You Can Read This, Bring Me a Beer" on the soles. The fact that they come in a gift box saves you a trip to the wrapping aisle. These are perfect for any beer-loving golfer who likes a joke at the 19th hole.

Justin J. Exner's 501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot is a hardcover gift book that does exactly what the title says. Every page hands you another way to blame the wind, the sun, or the guy in the next fairway. It will live on the coffee table of any golfer who has a creative explanation for every chunked wedge. With its perfect size, it works nicely as a stocking stuffer.