Kings River Golf Course, Shell Knob, MO

Due to my whole family and I being regular customers of the pathetic Kings River Golf Course, operated by some inconsiderate woman named Karen, I must publicly express my devaluing review. Regrettably deciding to alleviate the stresses of full time education yesterday finally with adequate October weather, instead only to be enraged by the inconsiderateness of Karen’s management of the demeaning course. Personally purchasing eighteen holes with a tight college budget, I was initially stressed by loitering elderly which the course previously banked from, then became overly flustered by the terrible course maintenance. After being accustomed for years to the courses terrible geography, intertwined throughout Ozark forestry, the normally leaf/acorn/walnut/hedge apple covered greens and tee boxes were abnormally worse than ever. If you enjoy weed covered putting greens, always unmaintained/leafy/fruit covered fairways, being bent over price wise for the lowest quality golf experience, and also if you want charged an extra $13 for an eleven hole rain check after previously donating an unreasonable $35, then this sh*t covered Kings River Golf Course is for you.

Rough rough