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duckybutters
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san clemente
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Golf lessons whos the boss
Posted: May 23, 2008 | 7:58 PM PST
 Ok so my wife is on her third set of six lessons and she is doing really well, but the girl cant putt to save her life.
 So I asked the pro to work on it with her and at first he says ok but she gets even worse the next time we meet I ask what up and she needs more work he just laughs and tells me to not expect to much. Now I am the first to admit that I have kinda high standards but I gotta believe that 36 putts for 9 holes is sub standard for anybody with half a thought proccess . So I figure you want something done do it yourself so  off we go to the putting green and I explain to her  that 3 putts per hole is cool but 4 aint gonna cut it and she seems to get it , then locks up tighter than bugs rump the hole is jumping out of her way . Heck not only is my little pony 4 putting but  shes taking 5 minutes to do it I mean she is just standing there the putts keep getting longer and the hole is getting smaller. I do the smart thing and stop her for about 2 weeks and the next time we go out I teach her that the bobby locke stroke you know the "the you will never be a great putter but you wont put your own eye out cause you got a plan stroke " and BAM my little lover 2 putts the first 3 holes I couldnt have been more proud and we are over the hump right? wrong on the fourth green she tells me she feels stupid and doesnt see anybody  else putting like that so back we go to 4 puttville. Now I  know what your thinking if she doesnt care why should I well I do and down deep I gotta believe she does too. She puts on make up in the morning  and picks all the hot young girls in the bar apart and had a good job before our kids sucked the brains out of her so she must care . I have done some things in my life Im not proud of and like most of us made a few mistakes but I have to believe that the girl of my dreams  wouldnt be the nightmare of my greens!
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Joined: 12/05/2007
Posted: May 30, 2008 | 1:14 PM PST
guess what, she doesn't care. Seriously, she doesn't care. A man would care. But wives, no they don't care. I would go so far as to wager she does it just to drive you nuts!
san clemente
Joined: 01/14/2008
Posted: Jun 4, 2008 | 9:05 PM PST
If she wants that new set of Iomic pink grips she knows how to get them ,9 holes no four putts.