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OBSux
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Ta-Da!
Posted: Nov 2, 2007 | 12:04 PM PST
Tags:gods, bunkers, wives

The day went well.

We played Talon’s Cove on the western shore of Utah lake. Nice course, has what they like to call a “links” design although I think that probably wouldn’t impress a UK golfer.  Plenty of bunkers though.

Here’s a conundrum (I think).

The first sand I hit into was a fairway bunker on a par 5 about 250 yards from the green.  Low lip so I take a 5 iron and fat chunk it about ten yards- so much for execution!! A few holes later I bring all my considerable golf skills to bear and pick a bunker shot perfectly clean with a wedge- hitting it a good fifty yards. Not bad you say- what's the problem? Yeah- but that last bunker was greenside! Gaaa!

OK so now we’re into November, still golfing. No weekend action-  too much work-related stuff to deal with and leaves to rake- so I gotta wait until mid-week.

Forecast says sunny in the low 50’s next week- we can only hope. I will propitiate the appropriate golf gods- (mine like scotch) and hope for the best.

Still learning this game so I’m not sure. How many golf gods are there?

I know there’s the weather god, and "the wife’s in a good mood god", the putting god, the driving god etc etc. Must be hundreds of them!

These days my favorite god is the cell phone god. I turn mine off during a round and when I turn it back on there are usually twenty messages from the office. The best days are when this god smiles and I have two messages, both from my wife: one asking me how my round went and the other if I'll take her to dinner.

Later

 

 

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Cumbria, UK
Joined: 08/16/2007
Posted: Nov 2, 2007 | 4:18 PM PST
1) So long as your green is 52 yards long .....no problemo.
2) As for the weather, 50* is positively balmy, when your ball makes tracks through the snow, you know your heart lies in the game.
3) Only one "Golf God" but is all things to all men, sees all, hears all & cares not at all.
4) So long as your message is not "Your dinner is in the dog" all is well in the world.

Last edited by thistle on November 2nd at 6:51 PM.
Western US
Joined: 09/24/2007
Posted: Nov 7, 2007 | 2:41 PM PST
Ha! My wife loves that one "Your dinner is in the dog." Oh boy, I can hear that one coming.